1 00:00:02,657 --> 00:00:06,218 Sir, Miss Harper, the assigned legal-aid attorney, hasn't shown up yet. 2 00:00:06,394 --> 00:00:08,555 - Give her a few more minutes. - Yes, sir. 3 00:00:08,730 --> 00:00:13,190 - Hey, Mac, you wanna see something neat? - Oh, could I, sir? 4 00:00:13,735 --> 00:00:15,259 Come here. 5 00:00:16,004 --> 00:00:19,462 Look. Ta-da. 6 00:00:19,641 --> 00:00:20,665 Wow. 7 00:00:20,842 --> 00:00:23,470 Thanks for sharing that, sir. 8 00:00:23,645 --> 00:00:25,636 Those are sea monkeys, Mac. 9 00:00:25,814 --> 00:00:30,308 Yeah. Cute little fellas, aren't they? 10 00:00:30,485 --> 00:00:33,283 Okay, I admit they're small, but they're definitely in there. 11 00:00:34,689 --> 00:00:37,749 - Your Honor, I was wondering... - Hey, Dan, come here, look at this. 12 00:00:39,761 --> 00:00:42,195 Oh, Harry... 13 00:00:43,365 --> 00:00:45,856 - Finest sea monkeys I've ever seen. - Yeah. 14 00:00:46,034 --> 00:00:48,366 I've been seeing ads for these for years in comics. 15 00:00:48,536 --> 00:00:51,471 I finally broke down and bought some. They come in this package. 16 00:00:51,639 --> 00:00:54,005 You just add water and stir them up, and voil�. 17 00:00:54,175 --> 00:00:57,906 Instant pets. Heh. You're really an '80s kind of guy, aren't you, Your Honor? 18 00:00:58,079 --> 00:01:00,639 Yeah. And they do tricks too. Watch this. 19 00:01:03,418 --> 00:01:05,784 Look at them go, huh? 20 00:01:06,654 --> 00:01:09,452 - Can you see what they're doing? - Yes, sir. 21 00:01:09,624 --> 00:01:11,489 They're settling. 22 00:01:12,227 --> 00:01:14,058 Sorry I'm late. First they send me to Brooklyn, 23 00:01:14,229 --> 00:01:15,958 I get to Brooklyn, they send me to Manhattan. 24 00:01:16,131 --> 00:01:18,429 Mixed me up with some other attorney, Sue Harper. 25 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,398 Same last name, short girl, red hair, do you know her? 26 00:01:21,569 --> 00:01:24,333 I grab a cab, rush over, interview my clients and here I am. 27 00:01:24,506 --> 00:01:26,838 It's gonna be a pleasure working with you, Judge Stone. 28 00:01:27,008 --> 00:01:28,873 That's Judge Stone. 29 00:01:29,878 --> 00:01:32,176 The guy with the jar of silt? 30 00:01:32,347 --> 00:01:34,611 - Welcome, Miss Harper. - Oh, Your Honor. Heh. 31 00:01:34,783 --> 00:01:37,411 - Ready whenever you are, sir. - Okay, just a minute, Bull. 32 00:01:37,585 --> 00:01:41,021 I had another package of sea monkeys. I thought I'd whip up a fresh batch. 33 00:01:41,189 --> 00:01:43,657 - Now, where are they? - I took them, sir. 34 00:01:44,859 --> 00:01:47,453 - I didn't know you wanted them both. - Oh, that's okay, Bull. 35 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,961 Thank you, sir. But if you want my opinion... 36 00:01:50,131 --> 00:01:54,227 ...I still think the kind with the little alphabet noodles taste better. 37 00:02:41,716 --> 00:02:43,149 First case, Your Honor. 38 00:02:43,318 --> 00:02:45,843 - What do we got? - Take a peek. 39 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:49,319 She's also there. They didn't say there would be all these people. 40 00:02:49,491 --> 00:02:51,425 Settle down, everybody. Stop the talking. 41 00:02:51,593 --> 00:02:54,084 You don't have to push me. Hey! 42 00:02:54,262 --> 00:02:57,663 The little fella said to be quiet. 43 00:03:05,473 --> 00:03:09,273 Has this place been checked for alien listening devices? 44 00:03:12,647 --> 00:03:13,773 All clear. 45 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:19,483 Incredible what they can do with microchips, isn't it? 46 00:03:20,255 --> 00:03:23,918 I've got a radar installation in my pants. 47 00:03:25,193 --> 00:03:27,388 It's better to be safe than sorry. 48 00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:31,564 - Dan, are they wearing pajamas? - Hmm? I'll check. 49 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:36,193 - Hey, I really like your pajamas. - Thank you. 50 00:03:36,371 --> 00:03:39,568 - Yup. - Would the defense step forward, please? 51 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:43,500 I'm sorry. - He meant me, really. 52 00:03:43,678 --> 00:03:46,670 - You all don't have to come up here. - They don't want us to hear. 53 00:03:46,848 --> 00:03:49,908 - They wanna tell secrets about us. - Don't take that personally. 54 00:03:50,084 --> 00:03:51,642 He's not in his right mind. 55 00:03:51,819 --> 00:03:54,413 - Hey, thanks, big guy. - Mr. Prosecutor... 56 00:03:54,589 --> 00:03:57,285 He's about 7'4" and mentally unstable, Your Honor. 57 00:03:58,526 --> 00:04:01,962 - Say, thanks, big guy. - You're welcome. 58 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:04,462 According to this, the defendants are inpatients... 59 00:04:04,632 --> 00:04:06,827 ...at the Morningdale Psychiatric Hospital. 60 00:04:07,001 --> 00:04:08,628 Hey, what about me? 61 00:04:10,238 --> 00:04:12,297 - Pardon? - There are five of us. 62 00:04:12,473 --> 00:04:15,340 - You forgot me, stupid. - That's Gilbert. 63 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:18,502 He's, um, Alan's other personality, Your Honor. 64 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:24,313 Sir, I called the hospital to let them know that their patients are still on this planet. 65 00:04:24,485 --> 00:04:26,953 Thanks, you've obviously had prior experience with... 66 00:04:27,121 --> 00:04:28,486 Unhealthy minds? Oh, yeah. 67 00:04:28,656 --> 00:04:31,750 In Nam, one guy in our unit really burnt out all his circuits. 68 00:04:31,926 --> 00:04:34,793 Went running around the compound screaming, "Kill, kill." 69 00:04:34,963 --> 00:04:36,294 Crazy as hell, boy. 70 00:04:36,731 --> 00:04:39,222 - What did they do with him? - Made him an officer. 71 00:04:42,036 --> 00:04:44,664 - Hi. - Hi, what's the problem? 72 00:04:45,106 --> 00:04:48,633 My father. He never showed me any affection. 73 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:52,238 - I meant the legal problem. - Uh, Your Honor, in a nutshell... 74 00:04:56,417 --> 00:05:01,582 To summarize, uh, they took a long taxicab ride and then refused to pay for it. 75 00:05:01,756 --> 00:05:06,056 From the West Side where they flagged me, over to Gracie Mansion... 76 00:05:06,227 --> 00:05:09,355 ...to downtown, back to the U.N. 77 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:12,294 You wanna talk about hell on wheels! 78 00:05:13,201 --> 00:05:16,762 - Shot in the dark, cab driver? - Elmore Watkins, Your Honor. 79 00:05:16,938 --> 00:05:20,897 And when I finally dropped them at city hall, they stiffed me. 80 00:05:21,075 --> 00:05:23,407 Claimed they didn't have no money in their pajamas. 81 00:05:23,578 --> 00:05:27,275 All right, Elmore. There's really no need to yell. 82 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:31,145 Who's yelling? I always talk like this. 83 00:05:31,719 --> 00:05:33,880 Your Honor, a brief struggle ensued. 84 00:05:34,055 --> 00:05:36,114 - Now, nothing serious... Nothing serious? 85 00:05:36,291 --> 00:05:40,159 - This guy here punched me. - You started it, melon head. 86 00:05:40,595 --> 00:05:43,689 - That hand is lying, Your Honor. All right. 87 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,698 All right, let's put a lid on it, huh? 88 00:05:47,368 --> 00:05:49,893 My name is Wendell. 89 00:05:50,071 --> 00:05:53,097 Uh, yeah, Wendell Martin. Yes, I see that here. 90 00:05:53,274 --> 00:05:55,606 Does the prosecution have anything material to add? 91 00:05:55,777 --> 00:05:57,438 What's your name? 92 00:05:58,846 --> 00:06:00,336 Dan. 93 00:06:01,082 --> 00:06:05,041 Can you say "Dan"? 94 00:06:06,421 --> 00:06:08,719 - Dan... - Good. 95 00:06:13,861 --> 00:06:16,193 Wendell, we really have to keep things moving here. 96 00:06:16,364 --> 00:06:19,265 We only have about three hours till dinner. 97 00:06:20,702 --> 00:06:26,004 - Look at the size of that guy. - Must be a gland problem. 98 00:06:26,174 --> 00:06:30,543 - I bet he's taller than you. - So, what am I, a pygmy? 99 00:06:30,712 --> 00:06:35,479 So he's taller, so what? You're more lumbering. 100 00:06:36,751 --> 00:06:38,616 Thank you, Selma. 101 00:06:38,786 --> 00:06:42,051 I don't see anything to suggest premeditation, do you, Mr. Prosecutor? 102 00:06:42,223 --> 00:06:46,683 Hey, nice suit. Who shines it for you? 103 00:06:46,861 --> 00:06:51,628 - Why don't you put a mitten on it? - All right, no more name-calling, huh? 104 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:55,598 - This is Ann, Your Honor. - Hi, Ann. 105 00:06:57,004 --> 00:06:58,835 I don't think she'll answer you, Harry. 106 00:06:59,006 --> 00:07:01,406 - She never talks at all. - Never? 107 00:07:01,843 --> 00:07:05,574 She hasn't said a word to anyone in seven years. 108 00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:12,408 Well, she ain't gonna start now. 109 00:07:13,821 --> 00:07:14,981 Mr. Watkins... 110 00:07:15,156 --> 00:07:18,057 Your Honor, these people should be locked up. 111 00:07:18,226 --> 00:07:21,855 They have been locked up. And that's exactly why they were in your cab. 112 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:27,892 Is it just me, or did you follow that? 113 00:07:30,772 --> 00:07:32,034 What I meant, Your Honor... 114 00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:35,869 ...is the reason they wanted Mr. Watkins to take them someplace, anyplace... 115 00:07:36,043 --> 00:07:39,604 ...was so that they could report abuses that were occurring at the hospital. 116 00:07:39,781 --> 00:07:41,715 - What sort of abuses? - Um... 117 00:07:42,216 --> 00:07:44,275 We made a list. 118 00:07:51,692 --> 00:07:53,592 It's, uh, kind of hard to read. 119 00:07:53,761 --> 00:07:56,321 It's kind of hard to write on. 120 00:07:57,298 --> 00:08:00,233 They never said nothing about reporting abuses. 121 00:08:00,401 --> 00:08:05,270 They were too busy taking turns rolling my windows up and down. 122 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,567 Oh, thank God they're all right. 123 00:08:07,742 --> 00:08:10,438 - They didn't kill anybody, did they? - No. 124 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:14,103 I just want you to know that I am very, very cross with you people. 125 00:08:14,282 --> 00:08:15,840 Excuse me, you are? 126 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:18,042 Oh, Dr. Laurence Osborne, Morningdale Hospital. 127 00:08:18,219 --> 00:08:20,517 I got here as quickly as I could, Your Honor. 128 00:08:20,688 --> 00:08:26,126 Doctor, this is Dan, my new friend. 129 00:08:27,061 --> 00:08:29,359 Tell your friend he dresses like a clown. 130 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:32,397 Alan, knock it off. 131 00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:34,294 Don't let him fool you. 132 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:37,700 True multiple personalities are practically non-existent. 133 00:08:37,872 --> 00:08:42,832 - Isn't it possible that he's the exception? - Can't you see his lips moving? 134 00:08:44,512 --> 00:08:47,948 - Conference, Your Honor. - Yeah. Excuse us, doctor. 135 00:08:49,717 --> 00:08:52,379 - What you got, Dan? - A face like a grapefruit. 136 00:08:54,188 --> 00:08:55,655 We're dealing with misdemeanors. 137 00:08:55,823 --> 00:08:59,156 I say we drop the charges, and get these people back to Hotel Happiness. 138 00:08:59,327 --> 00:09:01,158 - Lf there's no objection... - Objection. 139 00:09:01,329 --> 00:09:04,856 I don't think you understand what just happened here. He dropped the case. 140 00:09:05,032 --> 00:09:07,592 I'm not gonna let you railroad these people out of here. 141 00:09:07,768 --> 00:09:11,101 Now, judge, I feel it is imperative that my clients be given a chance... 142 00:09:11,272 --> 00:09:13,263 ...to air their grievances in open court. 143 00:09:13,441 --> 00:09:15,306 Their grievances are not the issue here. 144 00:09:15,476 --> 00:09:19,207 And besides, I think there's a pretty big question as to their competency. 145 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:21,871 No one has offered any proof that they're incompetent. 146 00:09:22,049 --> 00:09:25,712 Proof? The guy over there is conversing with his fist. 147 00:09:26,654 --> 00:09:30,385 I'm afraid I gotta go along with Dan on this one, counselor. 148 00:09:30,558 --> 00:09:32,389 Due to the, uh, unusual circumstances... 149 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,358 ...the court drops the charges against the defendants... 150 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:38,363 ...and remands them to the custody of their psychiatrist. 151 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:43,361 All right, come along, people. That's enough reality for one day. 152 00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:50,802 - We're being poisoned, you know. - In the hospital? 153 00:09:50,978 --> 00:09:53,947 No, no, our entire planet. 154 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:57,949 By the forces of intergalactic evil: Microbes, germs, bacteria... 155 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,986 ...reproducing themselves at a rate you would not believe. 156 00:10:01,889 --> 00:10:05,347 That's why it's so important to brush after every meal. 157 00:10:06,093 --> 00:10:10,029 - Mr. Dworkin. - Hey, what about me? 158 00:10:10,197 --> 00:10:14,258 Them eight-balls waltz out of here, and I get nothing for my trouble? 159 00:10:14,435 --> 00:10:17,927 Ha, ha! I don't believe this. This is insane. 160 00:10:18,105 --> 00:10:20,096 Depends on your point of view, Mr. Watkins. 161 00:10:20,274 --> 00:10:23,505 Insane seems to be a relative term. Right, Mac? 162 00:10:23,678 --> 00:10:27,546 I saw them swimming around, I swear, sir. 163 00:10:28,182 --> 00:10:30,173 Hey, did they come through here? 164 00:10:30,351 --> 00:10:33,252 - Who, your patients? - As soon as I was in the corridor, they... 165 00:10:33,421 --> 00:10:36,720 ...grabbed my bag and made a run for it. - Bull, seal off the building. 166 00:10:36,891 --> 00:10:40,520 - For Heaven's sakes, get that bag back. - I assume there were drugs in that bag? 167 00:10:40,695 --> 00:10:43,095 - Among other things. - Among what other things? 168 00:10:43,264 --> 00:10:45,994 Well, a syringe, a stethoscope, a blood-pressure cuff... 169 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,998 ...a revolver. Ahem. 170 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,467 - Did you say a revolver? - Mac, call security. 171 00:10:50,638 --> 00:10:52,765 Look, my wife always worries about my safety... 172 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:55,204 ...so she gave it to me as an anniversary present. 173 00:10:55,376 --> 00:10:59,369 - Eleven years, that's steel. - What do I tell security, sir? 174 00:10:59,547 --> 00:11:03,540 We're looking for mentally unhinged people that have a bagful of drugs and a weapon. 175 00:11:03,718 --> 00:11:06,152 Yeah, and one of them is 7'4" and they're all wearing pajamas. 176 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:10,689 I wanna listen on the extension. 177 00:11:15,963 --> 00:11:19,399 I really didn't need this. If anything happens, I'll feel so responsible. 178 00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:20,864 You are responsible. 179 00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:23,936 All right, people, let's not chew up the furniture, huh? 180 00:11:24,105 --> 00:11:26,903 I'm sure they're still here in the building... 181 00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:29,908 ...somewhere. 182 00:11:30,077 --> 00:11:32,910 - Oh, Wendell, what are you doing? - Hiding. 183 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:37,449 Ain't gonna work for you indoors, Wendell. No cloud cover. 184 00:11:37,618 --> 00:11:40,109 Wendell, where are the others? 185 00:11:40,821 --> 00:11:44,257 All I know is, they don't wanna go back to Morningdale. 186 00:11:44,425 --> 00:11:47,417 - It's not nice. - Not nice? 187 00:11:47,595 --> 00:11:50,928 We just updated all the finger-paint sets. 188 00:11:51,098 --> 00:11:55,159 Obviously, there are some real problems or these people wouldn't have done this. 189 00:11:55,336 --> 00:11:58,464 Exactly. Obviously, there are some real problems or these people... 190 00:11:58,639 --> 00:12:01,005 You just said that, didn't you? 191 00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:04,269 You ought to wear a ski mask, skinhead. 192 00:12:04,445 --> 00:12:07,573 At least there's a reason why my face looks like a fist. 193 00:12:08,516 --> 00:12:10,643 - Where did you find him, Bull? - Cafeteria. 194 00:12:10,818 --> 00:12:13,582 He was standing next to the soup of the day. 195 00:12:14,155 --> 00:12:16,146 He was in it. 196 00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:19,090 They found her, they found Ann. 197 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,888 She's holed up in the broom closet in the... 198 00:12:24,598 --> 00:12:27,294 I'm supposed to be hiding, aren't I? 199 00:12:27,468 --> 00:12:29,868 Doctor, they found the woman hiding somewhere... 200 00:12:30,037 --> 00:12:31,766 I told them. 201 00:12:31,939 --> 00:12:34,407 Poor thing, she must be terrified. 202 00:12:34,575 --> 00:12:39,911 She'd probably be more terrified if she didn't have that snub-nosed.38. 203 00:12:40,081 --> 00:12:42,549 I'd better get out there. 204 00:12:48,456 --> 00:12:51,016 Crazy day, huh? 205 00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:55,557 Ann, this is Harry Stone, the judge? 206 00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:58,221 Listen, you got my word that I'm not gonna hurt you... 207 00:12:58,399 --> 00:13:03,200 ...and neither is anyone else, but you've got to come out of there. 208 00:13:05,673 --> 00:13:09,006 All right, if you're not coming out, then I'm coming in. 209 00:13:09,176 --> 00:13:13,306 Fools rush in where wise men fear to tread. 210 00:13:13,748 --> 00:13:16,376 My mom always said I was special. 211 00:13:19,587 --> 00:13:21,020 Hi. 212 00:13:24,859 --> 00:13:28,989 Nice place you got here. I love what you've done to it. 213 00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:36,264 Hey, this room is so small, you'd have to go outside to change your mind. 214 00:13:40,207 --> 00:13:42,641 Come on, I don't really care if you don't wanna talk. 215 00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:45,210 Sometimes our tongues just get us in trouble, right? 216 00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:47,540 Say something to someone, they take it the wrong way... 217 00:13:47,715 --> 00:13:50,946 ...and next thing you know, they're angry or they're hurt or they're disappointed. 218 00:13:51,118 --> 00:13:52,142 I mean, pfft. 219 00:13:52,319 --> 00:13:56,016 I've said stuff, afterwards I wanted to rip the tongue out my mouth, but I didn't do it. 220 00:13:56,190 --> 00:14:00,422 Because if you rip out your tongue, then your food tastes awfully bland, right? 221 00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:07,900 Okay, a minister, a priest, and a rabbi... 222 00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,298 ...go miniature golfing... 223 00:14:23,851 --> 00:14:25,682 Hi, Dan. 224 00:14:26,854 --> 00:14:30,153 - Hi. - You ever been institutionalized? 225 00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:34,988 Why do you ask? 226 00:14:35,496 --> 00:14:38,192 People always ask me do I play basketball. 227 00:14:39,099 --> 00:14:40,589 But you're tall. 228 00:14:40,768 --> 00:14:42,099 Uh-huh. 229 00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:47,707 Uh, I'll have you know, I'm a very, very well-adjusted member of society. 230 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:51,709 I happen to have a portfolio that's worth over $ 75,000. 231 00:14:51,879 --> 00:14:54,780 I always heard money couldn't buy happiness. 232 00:14:56,217 --> 00:14:58,378 That's sick, Wendell. 233 00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:03,587 Ann, I don't know what your problem is, because you won't talk to me. 234 00:15:03,757 --> 00:15:05,850 And I don't know why you won't talk to me. 235 00:15:06,026 --> 00:15:09,587 So I'm up the proverbial creek without a paddle, aren't I? 236 00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:12,695 Well, there, that was communication. 237 00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:15,097 You acknowledged me when you nodded just then. 238 00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:17,362 You did. You wanna try it again? 239 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:21,472 Ann, do you wanna go back to the hospital? 240 00:15:25,246 --> 00:15:27,771 No. Because everything's bad there? 241 00:15:31,051 --> 00:15:33,952 No? Some things are bad there? 242 00:15:37,992 --> 00:15:40,825 Ann, I think maybe we can help you and your friends. 243 00:15:40,995 --> 00:15:44,692 I looked over this list, and most of these demands seem totally justified to me. 244 00:15:44,865 --> 00:15:47,425 Except for the, uh, hot-air-balloon races... 245 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:52,231 ...and embalming workshop. 246 00:15:53,073 --> 00:15:54,870 Come on, Ann, let's go. 247 00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:02,043 You know, I read somewhere once, that in order to keep people... 248 00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:05,014 ...from staying too long and crowding up his sideshow tent... 249 00:16:05,185 --> 00:16:07,983 ...old P.T. Barnum painted these huge banners that said: 250 00:16:08,155 --> 00:16:10,123 "This way to the great egress!" 251 00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:14,523 And sure enough, the whole crowd just flocked over, through to the egress... 252 00:16:14,695 --> 00:16:16,322 ...which was the exit. 253 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,727 Because that's what an egress is, you get it? 254 00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:23,465 It's a door. Not unlike this one. 255 00:16:28,642 --> 00:16:30,200 Ann... 256 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:36,449 ...that embalming stuff, that was Gilbert's idea, wasn't it? 257 00:16:50,798 --> 00:16:54,791 Come on. This way to the great egress. 258 00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:00,739 Stop staring at me. 259 00:17:00,908 --> 00:17:04,708 I'm not staring at you, I'm trying to read my watch. 260 00:17:05,713 --> 00:17:06,975 Hey, gang, look who's back. 261 00:17:08,349 --> 00:17:10,214 - You okay, sir? - Oh, yeah, we're fine. 262 00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:12,716 We talked, we sang, we had a few laughs. 263 00:17:13,153 --> 00:17:14,381 She talked to you? 264 00:17:15,422 --> 00:17:16,719 In a sense. 265 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:20,690 I've gone over this list and I feel these people have made some legitimate points. 266 00:17:20,861 --> 00:17:24,353 Listen, buster, I happen to have prominent connections in civil law. 267 00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:26,522 And I'd be willing to help your patients... 268 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:30,932 ...prepare a case to take you all the way to the Supreme Court, if necessary. 269 00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,404 But you were saying? 270 00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:40,640 For example, the right to open their own mail. 271 00:17:40,814 --> 00:17:44,511 Well, we feel it's important to monitor their communications from the outside... 272 00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:47,711 ...in case something should slip through that might disturb them. 273 00:17:47,888 --> 00:17:50,584 Like current events. 274 00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:54,924 That's a very good example, Mr. Dworkin. 275 00:17:55,662 --> 00:17:57,391 What about curtains between the beds? 276 00:17:57,564 --> 00:17:59,054 To give them, quote: 277 00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:01,394 "That sense of privacy and space... 278 00:18:01,568 --> 00:18:04,469 ...every human being needs from time to time... 279 00:18:04,638 --> 00:18:07,630 ...to maintain his sanity and his dignity." 280 00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:09,673 I wrote that. 281 00:18:11,245 --> 00:18:13,179 With lipstick. 282 00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:16,372 - Are you through, Your Honor? - No, I'm not. 283 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:21,146 There's also the demand for a library, the use of personal clothing... 284 00:18:21,321 --> 00:18:23,585 ...longer visiting hours. 285 00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:26,954 I, uh, think the salad bar is negotiable. 286 00:18:28,595 --> 00:18:32,053 We got the makings of one juicy lawsuit here, Osborne. 287 00:18:32,232 --> 00:18:36,100 Listen, if you really have the patients' best interests at heart... 288 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:37,737 ...you won't take me to court. 289 00:18:37,905 --> 00:18:39,372 - How do you figure that? - Simple. 290 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:41,906 - Lf they win, I'm out of business. - Fine. 291 00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:44,237 Fine maybe for you and your legal principles. 292 00:18:44,411 --> 00:18:47,608 - But what happens to them? - Yeah, what? 293 00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:51,444 Chances are, they'll be put in an institution. Is that in their best interests? 294 00:18:51,618 --> 00:18:53,245 Oh, mercy. 295 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:56,912 We'll be thrown in with the mentally ill. 296 00:18:58,092 --> 00:19:01,994 Well, that's exactly what you're headed for if we don't work something out. 297 00:19:02,162 --> 00:19:05,825 Well, forget it, doctor, because they're not interested in making any deals. 298 00:19:05,999 --> 00:19:07,398 What kind of deal? 299 00:19:07,835 --> 00:19:10,235 We might talk about extending television privileges. 300 00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:11,428 Absolutely not. 301 00:19:11,605 --> 00:19:15,666 The chance to watch a little extra TV is not what's important here. 302 00:19:17,044 --> 00:19:18,375 - How much TV? - No... 303 00:19:18,545 --> 00:19:21,309 - An extra hour a night. - Weekends or weeknights? 304 00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:24,246 Don't you see what he's doing? How you're being manipulated? 305 00:19:24,418 --> 00:19:27,683 I think we can work something out. What do you say, do we have a deal? 306 00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:29,288 No. Yes. 307 00:19:29,456 --> 00:19:32,823 You got a few crumbs. You can't give up now. 308 00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:37,329 Don't we have that right, Dan? 309 00:19:37,498 --> 00:19:40,160 What, to give up? Yes, it's sacred. 310 00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:42,165 No... 311 00:19:42,536 --> 00:19:45,403 ...to do what's in our best interests. 312 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,136 - Judge Stone? - Of course you do, Wendell. 313 00:19:49,309 --> 00:19:52,836 But I think it's possible for you to get everything you've outlined here. 314 00:19:53,013 --> 00:19:54,947 Which includes some important stuff. 315 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,150 All you gotta do is stick together. 316 00:19:58,318 --> 00:19:59,615 I think you can win. 317 00:20:30,884 --> 00:20:33,580 Marching on 318 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,619 Second verse, just like the first. 319 00:20:36,089 --> 00:20:40,685 Okay, okay, you win. 320 00:20:41,128 --> 00:20:42,686 Good move, doctor. 321 00:20:42,863 --> 00:20:45,354 Well, I guess we'll be running along. 322 00:20:45,532 --> 00:20:47,363 Oh, and by the way. Ahem. 323 00:20:47,534 --> 00:20:49,593 No matter what you may think of my operation... 324 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,465 ...my conscience is clean. 325 00:20:51,638 --> 00:20:55,506 Because I am devoting my life to doing what's right by unfortunate people. 326 00:20:55,676 --> 00:20:57,940 - For a profit. - Hey. 327 00:20:58,378 --> 00:21:00,471 Forget what you hear about software... 328 00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:03,047 ...the growth market of the '80s is mental illness. 329 00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:06,685 - Come on, Mr. Station Wagon's downstairs. - Okay. 330 00:21:06,853 --> 00:21:09,788 - Can I ride up front? I'd like to work that in. Sure. 331 00:21:12,192 --> 00:21:13,989 Goodbye, Ann. 332 00:21:24,504 --> 00:21:26,495 Thank you very much. 333 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:30,441 Bye. 334 00:21:32,412 --> 00:21:35,210 Oh, what does it say, Your Honor? 335 00:21:35,682 --> 00:21:38,412 I have no idea. 336 00:21:39,386 --> 00:21:44,323 Evidently, she hasn't written much either in the last seven years. 337 00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:55,529 When I had hair, I looked a lot taller too. 338 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,237 Hey, Dan. 339 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,339 Real pants. 340 00:22:04,511 --> 00:22:07,207 Whoa, how about that? 341 00:22:08,081 --> 00:22:10,549 We got some free time like Dr. Osborne promised. 342 00:22:10,717 --> 00:22:13,049 So we thought we'd come by... 343 00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:14,653 ...and visit. - Ah, ha, ha. 344 00:22:14,821 --> 00:22:17,722 - Good. Who? - You. 345 00:22:25,532 --> 00:22:29,468 So, how you been? 346 00:22:51,925 --> 00:22:55,224 Yup. Yeah, it's Judge Stone. 347 00:22:55,395 --> 00:22:57,863 Sure, I could use a good joke. 348 00:22:58,198 --> 00:22:59,324 Mm-hm. 349 00:22:59,499 --> 00:23:00,727 Uh-huh. 350 00:23:03,870 --> 00:23:06,338 Yeah, that's funny. Who is this?